Funny Job Applicant Rejection Letter

Dear Professor Millington and Professor Whitson,

We hope this email finds you well. Firstly, we want to express our gratitude for taking the time to apply for the position of Assistant Professor at our esteemed institution. We were truly impressed by your qualifications and experience.

However, after careful consideration and numerous rounds of internal discussions, we regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you the position. We want to assure you that our decision was not based on any shortcomings on your part. In fact, your stellar credentials and accomplishments left us in awe!

So, you may be wondering, why did we reject such exceptional candidates like yourselves? Well, it's not you, it's us! You see, we've come to realize that we couldn't handle the sheer brilliance and expertise that you both would bring to our institution. We're afraid our faculty members would be intimidated by your intellect and become less productive!

We understand that this might come as a disappointment, but we hope you can find solace in the fact that you were simply too good for us. The academic world just wasn't ready for your greatness!

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Thank you once again for considering our institution for your career advancement. We have no doubt that you will find incredible opportunities aligned with your exceptional talents.

Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors!

Sincerely,

The Hiring Team